My Cat #8

For some reason my cat likes to play with my dirty socks. He likes to take them and throw them in the air. Then he takes and attacks them and now I have been finding hole in my sock so he has obtained a collection of like 6 pairs of my sock i have bought so many new socks in the past month it is just outrageous. Then last night he decided that it was a good idea to throw them at me. I had to reprimand him so that I could sleep. He woke me up this morning by meowing loudly with a muffled sound when i saw him he had 2 socks stuffed in his mouth.

My narriative

Every year once year my subdivision of 15 houses or so gets together and share recipes for Chile. There is always a debate over whose is the best this year it was taken to far!
As usual started at dusk the bonfire was extremely hot no one could get within 10 feet of it without being torched. The children, which there were an abundance of, were running around all over the place, getting hopped up on sugar cookies and hot chocolate. The adults relying on the competence of the teenagers; to watch and take care of the children while they go off and get wasted. Most of the adults need their time to kick back and relax. Although the children are very outgoing they know when to stop and behave. The adults on the other hand take things one-step further than they need to. For instance last year at the Christmas party (adults only) competitive drinking began a trip to the hospital. Several people didn’t want to stop drinking because they were winning and they got alcohol poisoning for that. This is the only time that the subdivision gets like this most of the time during volleyball everyone comes together for the common good of the team. So why did the Chile party get taken this far!
As everyone started to arrive there were several people that had never come which we welcomed very much to be apart of our fun. Most of the people talked and got along with everyone except Jim Jirus. Jim is my boyfriend the neighbors had not met him and I thought this was the perfect opportunity. Jim is tall has brown spiked up hair, wears glasses on occasion, and dresses in casual jeans and tee-shirt. He came with me to the party he is normally talkative, fun to be around, and has a great personality, but something about that night Jim was not himself. When we arrived and started conversing with members of the subdivision he seemed closed off such as something else was more important to be focused on. All the ladies that were close to me continuously asked “is Jim ok or what”. I replied, “No, nothing is wrong I think he might be overwhelmed by the amount of people he doesn’t know.” That was a little white lie because I didn’t know what was up.
Around 7:30 pm Jim had wandered off while I was in a very engaging conversation. I found him over by the chili later about 8:00 pm. My mind was racing I seemed to have misplace Jim for about 10 minutes I started to think ‘how can I explain that I misplace a person and don’t know where he went to’. A feeling of relief fell over me when I noticed Jim standing over by the chili as if he were deciding which he should try next.
Now, people started to feel sick so we all curled up around the huge, fiery bonfire. Once we had been sitting there for about 5 minutes. People started to upchuck and feel dizzy. My first thought was ‘great someone under cooked the meat in their chili and now people have food poison.’ Five people went to the emergency room, which was a twenty-minute drive for everyone. Once we arrived the place was packed like there was a mass murder on the loose. After waiting an hour they finally started taking people in and they all needed to get there stomach pumped of the delicious chili people spent so much time making.
Their was only one person that must have eaten more of the deadly chili because the scene was to much for him he died as they were pumping his stomach out. He was a good neighbor and he will be missed.
Why did Doug have to die, because of that the police had to come out and to a complete investigation. They were around the subdivision and asking questions for over a week and when people didn’t want to talk about the subject they would be right there to make you talk. With all this trouble we gave appreciation to the police for wanting to get to the bottom of things but just wanted them to say he ate an excessive amount of chili and that’s why he was affected more than the other 4. After about one month they had a closed case.

My Mother #7

Well after Sky diving i almost got kicked out of my house because i decided not to tell her that i was going and my younger sister called and heard one of the planes going off in the background. She then called my mother and she called me called me stupid. When i got home she said that we would discuss the living arangement. I said that i would just go live with my dad and she calmed down alittle but said that i would have to start talking to her more to notify where i am and such. My mother is so high strung which is good not a bad thing but i want my space to do what i want when i want even if i want to jump out of a plane.

Skydiving #6

So on Saturday October 6th, 2007 i decided to jump out of a perfectly good airplane. Their was no reason other than i thought it would be a good idea because i have wanted to do this since i was real little. Now that i am 18 this was perfect timing to jump. It couldn't have been a better day it was about 90 degrees and sunny barly any clouds in the sky. My instructors name was Jeremy he was awesome my first time meeting him he told me he had never done this before and that worried me but i knew he was joking because i have had other friends jump out of that airport and they are still here and fine.